Thursday, October 27, 2005

Chief Dompig Feared Kidnapped In Aruba


Major American news media have sent tapes of recent inverviews with Chief Dompig to the FBI to verify the authenticity of the voice claiming to be that of the Chief.

You only hear his voice yet don't see him.

Sources in Aruba claim Dompig has been kidnapped and someone else is actually the voice of Dompig.

"Some of the statements coming in recent days are just unlike anything Gerald would say", said a colleague."He sounds just ridiculous and bizarre, almost blaming Natalee and her Mom for all that has happened."

Suspicions began to arise when just after Dompig claimed publicly that all roads lead back to the 3 suspects and that Paulus van der sloot was certainly still a suspect, Dompig's demeanor has changed.

Now claims of a Twitty scam and renewed interest in the Mountainbrook students seem all to coincidental.

Some claim the new Dompig has gained tremendous weight and looks very pale. "He's looking more and more like John Pauly every day," said one source. Pauly is the rotund media pimp and whore hired by Arubatruth.

"It's like something from Invasion of the Body Snatchers" said Betme Croes.

It's a mystery why Dompig is now wanting to talk to Beth Holloway Twitty after Aruban officials have spent months threatening her to keep quiet.

The Prime Minister and Rudy Croes have also supported Janssen's call to bring everyone back to Aruba. "We're inviting everyone to come back to Aruba," said Croes.

Aruban officials are attempting a do-over. "By bringing everyone back we can recreate that fateful week and revise history. In some ways we can create a story and a world where none of this ever happened, said Rudy Croes."

When asked how they would handle the re-creation without Natalee , Aruban officials looked at each other and said, "Natalee who?"

November 11th is coming:

The Honorable Condoleezza Rice
Secretary of State of the United States of America
U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, D.C. 20520