Friday, November 30, 2007

Mohammed In Aruba

To my Muslim friends, his name is Joran van der sloot and he and his family are in Aruba. Joran has requested a teddy bear to keep him company in jail where he is awaiting fate for his crimes.

He thinks he's funny, do you?

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Aruba: Prime Minister Oduber to refuse Emergency Colonoscopy

AP Breaking:

Oranjstaad: The Prime Minister of Aruba, Nelson Oduber was rushed to the hospital last week in what doctors are calling a major trauma to Mr. Oduber's head.

Mr. Oduber has been noticeably silent lately, which some considered odd since Aruba is once again in the worldwide spotlight.

While doctors will not say exactly how the accident happened, it appears the Prime Minister's tongue has been severed. Police are investigating how this could have happened since Mr. Oduber was alone when he tried to call for help.

"At this point, we can find no traces of the severed tongue." When questioned about where it might be so doctors can attempt a re-attachment, the Prime Minister's spokesman, American Lawyer Joe Tacopina told authorities to stick it you know where."

On that advice, a specialist from Holland was brought in and recommended an immediate colonoscopy. Dr. Mos was quoted as saying "with the help of Tim Miller from TES, I believe we will have the equipment necessary to find the tongue."

"If it's in there, I can assure you, we will find it" said Tim Miller, founder of Texas Equusearch.

"They have nothing and will find nothing"said Joe Tacopina, who has done more talking on behalf of Aruba than the Prime Minister lately.

When asked by a reporter why the Prime Minister needs a spokesperson he responded,"mphmmnfphuyosh."

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Aruba: The Surge is Working

The Kalpoes aptly named attorney is claiming judicial corruption.
The 3 suspects are in cages.
A Prosecutor who relishes the battle, actually speaks and as a bonus, lays down the gauntlet.
Paulus is isolated. Has been exposed by the judges as a liar and accessory for sure.
Joe Tacopina is the expert on Aruban Law, the tweaker ken doll to Schippers barbie.

Oh yeah, we've come a long way.

Aruba is a prison for Paulus already. Hans Mos is not here to play with the kids, he's here for the adults.

Premeditated Paulus on the brink, game point, your future is behind you.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Aruba: Premeditated Paulus in Mos-hairs

If you're Hans Mos, you're not coming to Aruba to hunt 3 chipmunks like Joran and the Kalpoes. You're coming for bigger game.

Paulus van der sloot is bigger game.

Unless Joe Tacopina's story that Joran and the chipmunks cell phones just happen to drift 3-5 miles offshore and we're pinged and forensically proven, the 3 are about to know that knee buckling feeling when your done.

But it's Paulus Hans Mos is after. The court has already said he has lied, has had contact with Natalee on multiple occasions and is, in the court's view, likely responsible for her disappearance. He was arrested for the premeditated murder of Natalee Holloway.

Janssen as we've written was a tart, a person way over her head, a legal nanny. Mos didn't go to Aruba to babysit anything. He came to end the embarrassment that is Aruba and the van der sloots.

Joran and the Kalpoes are just the beginning. Mos is letting everyone up the chain have their poison. Fall on your own sword, or I'll do it for you.

Premeditated Paulus connects the dots to the adults in this vicious crime. But once Mos has bagged his big game, he'll be back to Holland hunting again.

Oduber, Croes and van der straaten will have different masters. Interest will fade, but the satisfaction of everyone who witnessed this crime will be sated.

Especially after we all sign the card sent to Paulus and Joran letting them know, that no matter what, if and when they every see the light of day again, we'll be waiting.